Sabrina: The Teenage Witch Season #2

✰ EPISODE 1: SABRINA GETS HER LICENSE (1)  - The first part of the second season premiere, Sabrina is celebrating her 17^th birthday – which means that besides presents, she gets her copy of the witches’ handbook and instructions to study it for a forthcoming test. But she must also cope with her classwork (including extra Algebra) her responsibilities to boyfriend Harvey (including baking cookies and making a poster of him for the school dance), her shy new friend Valerie and Libby’s plot to take over as editor of the school newspaper. When exhaustion causes her to fail her preliminary exam that her Quizmaster gives her, Sabrina is sentenced to witch boot camp. Meanwhile, after the aunt’s bond from the 1600s matures, Salem makes off with some of the cash to buy new cat toys and a meal of a sushi bar.

✰ EPISODE #2: SABRINA GETS HER LICENSE (2) – Sabrina is spending two days at witch boot camp due to failing her first Witch’s License test and her aunts are not allowed to warn her about the more serious penalty if she fails a second time. When Sabrina gets caught sneaking out of camp to go to the dance with Harvey, Sgt. Slater punishes her by making her clean the barracks with a toothbrush. Upon her arrival home, Sabrina has to give up some of her extra-curricular activities so she can pass her next test. Sabrina passes her test with literal flying colors and find out that she is going to be tested on and off for the following year. Meanwhile, Salem gets caught spending large amounts of the aunts’ newly acquired money on cat toys. The conclusion of the second season opener finds Sabrina spending two days at witch boot camp and her aunts are not allowed to warn her about the more serious penalty if she fails a second time. When Sabrina gets caught sneaking out of camp, Sgt. Slater punishes her by making her clean the barracks with a toothbrush. Upon her arrival at home, Sabrina has to give up some of her extra-curricular activities so she can pass her next test. Meanwhile, Salem gets caught spending large amounts of money on cat toys. Zelda allows him to return the toys and keep the money.

✰ EPISODE #3: DUMMY FOR LOVE – When Harvey fails a test due to his Football practice, Sabrina writes an editorial that makes Mr. Kraft give her a detention. To avoid it, Sabrina puts a spell on Aunt Hilda to make her go out with Mr. Kraft, so that he doesn’t give her a detention. At the restaurant, Mr. Kraft tries to kiss Hilda, which makes the spell wear off. Then Hilda finds out Sabrina put a spell on her and Sabrina is in big trouble. Meanwhile, Sabrina calls Cupid to help Valerie talk to Kirk, the Football player she likes and Zelda is on Witches Council duty. With Cupid’s assistance, Sabrina plays matchmaker for a reluctant Aunt Hilda and her new, smitten Vice Principal Mr. Kraft, in order to avoid detention for a controversial editorial she’s written. But when Hilda refuses, Sabrina casts a spell on her, turning her into a dummy (which Sabrina must follow around to make it talk). Yet when she tries to get Kirk to fall for Valerie at that same time, trouble brews. Meanwhile, Zelda is in deep trouble when Hilda forgets to mail her postponement letter for Witches Council Duty. Upset that Mr. Kraft has given her detention, Sabrina asks her Aunt Hilda to go on a date with him. However, Hilda refuses, so Sabrina casts a spell on her turning her into a dummy. Whatever Sabrina says, the dummy mimics, so she must follow the pair on their date. But when Valerie shows up at the same restaurant that Hilda and Mr. Kraft are having their date, Sabrina forgets her role as the dummy master and begins to have a conversation with Valerie, resulting in Hilda saying some unusual things. However, the plan doesn’t completely fall apart until Mr. Kraft’s kiss beaks the spell and Hilda runs out. In trouble, Hilda takes Sabrina to Zelda, who is serving Witches Council Duty and she must wrestle conscience (literally). Sabrina claims that her spell was totally selfless, so she only wanted to spare Harvey from Mr. Kraft’s wrath. Zelda informs Sabrina that her that if she is telling the truth – that she turned Hilda into a dummy for only selfless reasons – she will be able to stay inside the Ring of Truth. When a sumo wrestler shows up as Sabrina’s conscience, she runs out of the ring and apologizes. As the episode concludes, Mr. Kraft informs Sabrina that her entire family is strange, setting the stage for his future suspicions of the Spellman clan.

✰ EPISODE #4: DANTE’S INFERNO – Forced to date others, Sabrina and Harvey try to ease the pain by double-dating, but Sabrina’s witchly escort Dante has never been in the mortal realm before and has a very bad attitude about it, with unfortunate consequences for Harvey. Meanwhile, Hilda copes with a bizarre illness, punnitis, that puts a spin on everything she says and causes it to be taken literally. Forced to date others, Sabrina and Harvey try to ease the pain by double-dating, but Sabrina’s date, Dante, is a witch who has never been in the mortal realm and has a very bad attitude about it, with unfortunate consequences for Harvey and his date, Jane. Meanwhile, Hilda copes with a bizarre illness, punnitis, that causes everything she says to be taken literally and come true which causes Davy Jones of the Monkees to become a house guest.

✰ EPISODE #5: A DOLL’S STORY – Sabrina gets excited at the thought of being paid $100 to keep an eye on her incorrigible cousin, Amanda. However, she soon realizes that Amanda is more than she can handle when she gets turned into a doll and put in her cousin’s toy box, where she meets the other people that made Amanda mad. During this time, Sabrina’s Quizmaster shows up to tell her that her assignment is to get everybody out of the toy box Meanwhile, irritated at how much time they have spent together, Zelda and Hilda decide to take separate vacations, only to arrive at the same resort and become rivals for an appointment with a renowned witch known for her “baby-butt facials”. After agreeing to babysit Amanda, Sabrina gets excited at the thought of being paid $100 to keep an eye on her incorrigible cousin. However, Sabrina soon realizes that Amanda is more than she can handle when she gets turned into a doll and put in her cousin’s toy box, where she meets the other people that made Amanda mad. The Quizmaster then shows up to tell her that her assignment is to get everybody out of the toy box. Meanwhile, irritated at how much time they have spent together, Zelda and Hilda decide to go to an Other Realm spa to spend some relaxing time apart but discover that they have been put in the same room and become rivals for an appointment with a renowned witch known for her “baby-butt facials.”

✰ EPISODE #6: SABRINA THE TEENAGE BOY – Wondering what makes guys tick. Sabrina turns herself into a boy and befriends Harveys social circle. But the hoax turns hurtful when Harvey reveals an interest in Valerie. Meanwhile, Hilda also partakes in the gender-bending antics in an attempt to get rid of smitten Mr. Kraft pretending to be a possessive macho biker. Wondering what makes guys tick, Sabrina turns herself into a boy and befriends Harvey’s social circle. But the hoax turns hurtful when Harvey reveals an interest in Valerie. Sabrina asks Libby on a date in order to spy on Harvey and Valerie’s date. Sabrina finally finds out that Harvey isn’t on a “real” date with Valerie, he just wanted to find out if Sabrina still liked him as he likes her. Meanwhile, Hilda also partakes in the gender-bending antics in an attempt to get of smitten Mr. Kraft by pretending to be a possessive macho biker. When they get into a fight for Hilda’s honor, she starts to like Mr. Kraft.

✰ EPISODE #7: A RIVER OF CANDY CORN RUNS THROUGH IT – Angry that Libby is having a Halloween party that pointedly excludes them, Valerie blurts out that she and Sabrina are hosting the most coolest possible party at Sabrina’s house. When a reluctant Sabrina backs up her friend, she discovers that her aunt’s new furniture delivery includes talking sofas who are infested with talking termites. And when Libby’s bored guests crash her party, Sabrina conjures up the band 10,000 Maniacs to distract her schoolmates, who assume everything that happens is a “cool” Halloween special effect; like the talking couch and chairs, the talking cat, and the river of candy corn that Hilda and Zelda incidentally make. Angry that Libby is having a Halloween party that pointedly excludes them, Valerie blurts out that she and Sabrina are hosting the coolest party ever at Sabrina’s house. When a reluctant Sabrina backs up her friend, she discovers that her aunts new furniture delivery includes talking chairs and couches infested with talking termites and when Libby’s bored guests crash her party, she conjures up 10,000 Maniacs to distract her schoolmates, who assume everything that happens is a “cool” Halloween special effect.

♡ EPISODE #8: INNA0-GADDA-SABRINA – When Salem accidentally swallows a “time ball” that transforms Sabrina’s life back to the groovy 1960s, Sabrina initially embraces the peace-loving mood of the era, but soon realizes that women have come a long way in the last thirty years. However, when Salem refuses to cough up the “time ball”, and runs away from home, Sabrina must locate her missing cat before he does any more damage to the 1990s. The Quizmaster has another test for Sabrina; she has to brew up something from the book “Brewing and Concocting wit Two Hot Tamales”. Sabrina decides to brew a Time Ball which she uses to go to the 1960s. When Salem encounters and accidentally swallows the Time Ball on Sabrina’s desk because of its sardine scent, it takes Sabrina’s entire life back to the groovey 60’s and Sabrina initially embraces the peace-loving mood of the era, but soon realizes that women have come a loing way in the last thirty years. However, when Salem refuses to cough up the Time Ball and runs away from home, Sabrina must locate her missing cat before he does any more damage to the 90’s.

♡ EPISODE #9: WITCH TRASH – Racine, Boyd and Maw-Maw, a trio of bitter hillbilly relatives from the Other Realm, start a family feud over Great-Grandma’s will which give Sabrina possession of the Magic Book, beginning when they magically lock the Spellman’s inside their home. Trouble is, Valerie and Harvey are visiting at the time. A trio of bitter hillbilly witch relatives start a family feud over their Great-Grandma’s will, which gives Sabrina possession of the Magic Book. Trouble arises when the relatives arrive at the Spellman house while Valerie and Harvey are there. Valerie and Harvey arrive to pick up Sabrina for a trip to the aquarium, but their plans are halted when the doors seem to be stuck. Concerned, Sabrina enlists the help of her aunts who immediately realize that the house is on a magical “lock down.” Zelda assumes that Hilda did not pay the house payment on time, so the two travel to the Other Realm, where they find out that their cousins locked down their house, because they want possession of the cherished Magic Book. Sabrina tries to entertain Harvey and Valerie, but the pair begin to become concerned. Knowing that Valerie and Harvey cannot stay at the Spellman’s for an undisclosed amount of time, Sabrina invites the feuding cousins to lunch, in hopes to work everything out. Unfortunately, one of the invitees hates mortals, so Harvey and Valerie must be kept quiet. When all else fails, Sabrina’s friends are given “astonish mints” to keep them astonished by everything. Finally, Sabrina’s Great-Grandmother pays a visit to the Spellman’s and begs them to stop the feud, after some brutal battling. She concludes that Sabrina and her aunts are allowed to keep her Magic Book since the other cousins received all of her money (though they fiddled it away).

♡ EPISODE #10: TO TELL A MORTAL – On Friday, the 13^th Sabrina learns she can tell any mortal she is a witch and they won’t remember it the next day. It’s Friday the 13^th and for one day only, Sabrina can tell her friends she’s a witch. When Sabrina learns that she is free to tell mortals her secret (as they automatically forget at midnight) on Friday the 13^th, she is excited – until her aunts warn her that they have faced problems in telling their own friends. Sabrina risks tell Valerie, who is completely taken with the idea – to the point where she tells Harvey and an eavesdropping Libby as well. Sabrina is thrilled to learn that her friends are accepting of her and leads them on a day of magical fun that she, at least, will never forget. It becomes especially memorable when Libby tries to expose Sabrina’s secret to the world, forcing Valerie to choose between her best friend and the popularity she’s always wanted. It’s Friday the 13^th and Sabrina learns that this is the day when witches can tell mortals the truth about themselves and the mortals’ memories will be erased of it once the day ends. Despite warnings from her aunts about bad consequences, Sabrina decides she can trust Valerie and Harvey to take the news in stride and she’s proven right when they both accept it and the three friends spend the day casting spells and having fun in the Other Realm. However, Libby overhears the news and alerts both the PTA and the media. Happily, Valerie and Harvey have Sabrina’s back and lie to Libby’s mob when they show up to Sabrina’s door, telling them that they have no clue what she’s talking about. Meanwhile, Zelda creates a cure for “bad breath” which causes a nest of bats to form in witch’s mouths, using Hilda as her test subject by feeding her pomegranates.

It’s Friday the 13^th, which Sabrina learns is the day witches can tell mortals the truth about themselves because their knowledge of the secret will be erased the next day. Despite warnings from her aunts about bad consequences, Sabrina decides she can trust Valerie and Harvey to take the news in stride and grants them each a wish. Valerie gets to dance with Drew Carey and Harvey gets to meet basketball giant Mark Langston. But there’s inevitably trouble – Libby overhears the news and alerts both the PTA and the media. Sabrina worries that Harvey and Valerie may blab her secret, especially since Valerie so desperately wants to be popular.

♡ EPISODE #11: OH, WHAT A TANGLED SPELL SHE WEAVES – Sabrina casts nonspecific spells with drastic results and accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin’s castle. Sabrina becomes heavily reliant on “do-overs” spells that automatically clean up problematic magic. The Quizmaster removes Sabrina’s ability to use those charms and instead insists that she use her magic with forethought, rather than waiting to settle problems. Sabrina’s shortcut-taking leads to problems when she conjures a blizzard in school, transforms Harvey into a musclebound hulk and traps her aunts in Merlin’s castle. Sabrina neglects a vital fact in her use of incantations: If she fails to consider a spell’s consequences and comes up with sloppy incantations, there will be a ruinous aftermath. When she accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin’s castle where they are held captive, it’s up to the Quizmaster to teach Sabrina a valuable lesson. Meanwhile, Sabrina gets a job at The Slicery with Valerie and as they are not doing very well at it, Sabrina casts an efficiency incantation on Valerie, who becomes overtly efficient and power hungry and fires Sabrina for sleeping on the job. Sabrina neglects a vital fact in her use of incantations: If she fails to consider a spell’s consequences, there will be a ruinous aftermath. Sabrina must also learn to make her spells more specific – otherwise any spell she casts becomes generalized, applying to everything in Sabrina’s world. When she accidentally sends her aunts and Salem to Merlin’s castle where they are hold captive, it’s up to the Quizmaster to teach Sabrina a valuable lesson.

♡ EPISODE #12: SABRINA CLAUS – Sabrina and Salem fill in for an injured Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. Johnny Mathis also guest stars. A special visitor from the Other Realm helps Sabrina recapture the true spirit of Christmas. With Christmas coming, Sabrina becomes exceptionally greedy, prompting her to develop a case of “Egotitis”, a disease which keeps her from receiving any presents. To help, Hilda and Zelda summon their old friend Bob to get Sabrina into the spirit of giving. But when Sabrina injures Bob, she discovers that he is actually Sant Claus. It falls to her to save Christmas from being a disaster while Hilda and Zelda tend to Santa (and his incredible appetite). After developing a mild case of Egotitis, Zelda and Hilda decide call upon a special person named Bob from the Other Realm to help Sabrina with her problem. When Sabrina learns Bob is actually Santa during the course of their say spent together, she begins to panic when he gets hurt and is unable to deliver the world’s presents. Hoping it will help cure her problem, Sabrina offers to do Bob’s job while her aunts take care of him. After she develops a mild case of Egotitis, Zelda and Hilda decide call upon a special person named Bob from the Other Realm to help Sabrina with her problem. When Sabrina learns that Bob is actually Santa Claus during the course of their day spent together, she begins to panic when he gets hurt and is unable to deliver the world’s presents. Hoping it will help cure her problem, Zelda and Hilda make Sabrina do Bob’s job while they take care of him. As a result, Sabrina gets over her case of Egotitis and gets numerous thanks from Bob as a result.