Hannah Montana Season #1
EPISODE #1: LILLY, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET? – Lilly is
ecstatic when she gets two tickets to attend a Hannah Montana concert and
invites Miley to go with her. Miley refuses, saying that she doesn’t like
Hannah Montana. Miley’s dad, Robbie, tries to convince her to tell Lilly her
secret. That she is Hannah Montana. When Lilly does find out what Miley’s been
hiding, will she be able to treat her the same? Jackson won’t take no
for an answer when he wants to borrow money for his big date. But his dad keeps
refusing to be his personal ATM. Hannah Montana’s concert is sold out in Los
Angeles, but when Miley’s best friend, Lilly, gets two tickets to attend the
concert, she invites Miley. The only problem is that Miley is really Hannah
Montana, so she can’t be singing and watching at the same time,, Miley
struggles to keep her secret identity from Lilly (hence all the makeup and that
wig), since she is afraid that Lilly won’t treat her the same anymore. Lilly
sneaks into Hannah’s dressing room and eventually, after many failed attempts
by Miley to hide her other identity, discovers that Miley is Hannah Montana.
Lilly is upset that Miley didn’t tell her the truth but when they make up,
Lilly calls Miley “Hannah,,” Miley thinks it was a mistake that she told Lilly.
In the end, Lilly makes up with Miley and agrees to keep her secret. Meanwhile,
Jackson, Miley’s brother, tries desperately to borrow some money from his dad,
Robbie, so that he can impress his date at Hannah’s concert.
EPISODE #2: MILEY GET YOUR GUM – Oliver has a huge crush on Hannah
Montana, but his feelings of love are not shared by Miley. No matter what she
does, she can’t seem to make Oliver realize that he and Hannah can never be,
until Lilly comes up with a plan to burst Oliver’s love bubble. Jackson is
proud to be the owner of a “Brand New” used car that he bought with his own
money, but the joy fades once he learns that this particular kind of car is
only driven by girls,. After Hannah Montana’s performance, a disguised Miley,
Lilly and Robbie her dad, jump into the back of a limo, but not before Oliver
gets his last word, and lick, from Lilly’s dog. Miley and Lilly watch Oliver
parade around with his unwashed hand, believing Hannah Montana had kissed
it. A bully places gum on Oliver’s hand
we learn Oliver has severe “gumphobia”. After another Oliver limo encounter,
during which Hannah is almost caught as Miley, she says that she has a
boyfriend, trying to discourage Oliver from being such a crazed fanatic..
Oliver responds by saying “I will wait.” Desperate to find a way to stop Oliver
from crushing on Hannah Montana, Lilly and Miley remember Oliver’s “gumphobia”
and use it to their advantage. Lilly lures Oliver onto the beach where Hannah
is. Oliver finds Hannah chewing a huge chunk of gum, but ignores it. Miley,
dressed as Hannah, pulls out the licorice gum, turning her teeth black. Feeling
as if she’s gone over the top, she reveals to Oliver that she is Hannah
Montana.
EPISODE #3: SHE’S A SUPER SNEAK – Miley and her friends want to
meet Ashton Kutcher at his movie premiere, and Jackson and Cooper want to meet
the beautiful girls who want to meet Ashton Kutcher .So both Miley and Jackson decide to
disobey their father and sneak out. The super-sneaky siblings get a surprising
eye full when they spy their dad at the movie theater on a date. Miley becomes
upset because he lied to them by saying he would be at a meeting and she thinks
he’s trying to replace their mother. Miley really wants to go to an Austin
Kutcher premiere with her best friends Lilly and Oliver. She pleads with her
dad, but he won’t budge since Miley has finals to study for. Robbie tells Miley
and Jackson that he has to go to a meeting.
The day of the Ashton Kutcher movie premiere, Lilly and Oliver come to pick up
Miley. Lilly convinces Miley to sneak out of the house while Jackson is not looking.
At the same time, Jackson is thinking up a
plan to sneak out of the house so he can spot hot chicks at the premiere. They
both sneak out of the house and accidentally meet each other at the premiere. They
begin to freak out and when they think that things could not get any worse,
they spot their dad waiting for someone! They hide behind a cardboard movie
advertisement and watch him trying not to get caught. It turns out that their
dad was waiting for Margo, his date, and Miley becomes furious. She hates the idea
of her mom being replaced and storms out of the theater. Later in the episode,
Miley and Jackson go to where
Margo works as Hannah Montana and Jackson as a bodyguard. They ask her
questions, but then they see their dad. They panic and hide in a closet. Robbie
finds them and Miley confronts him about dating and how he is replacing her
mom. At the end of the episode, Miley and her dad make up and he explains to
her that he will always love her mom.
EPISODE #4: I CAN’T MAKE YOU LOVE HANNAH IF YOU DON’T – Miley adores
her new beau, Josh, but is unsettled to learn that he despises Hannah Montana.
After spending their whole date trying to get Josh to change his mind about
Hannah, he decides to attend a Hannah Montana concert, but only if Miley will
go with him. Sparks fly when Jackson meets a new girl
who actually likes him for himself. Unfortunately, there are even bigger sparks
between Jackson and Cooper, once Cooper realizes that Jackson ’s dream girl is
his little sister, Olivia. Miley falls for a cute ninth grader named Josh. In
her first chance to impress him, she ends up embarrassing herself in front of
him by picturing him as a concert audience. She is shocked to find that he
wants to go out on a date with her. Robbie is convinced, however, so he invites
him over for an inspection. Josh and Robbie share completely different views.
The largest one that opposes MIley is him not liking Hannah Montana. Miley
convinces herself that their date is ruined. That is until Josh wants to give
it another go and decides to ask her out to a Hannah Montana concert. She
agrees to this likely impossible date, seeing as she can’t perform and be with
Josh at the same place at once. She recruits Lilly, and Oliver’s help. The two
distract Josh while Miley performs, and when Miley needs to go back to Josh,
she improvises with guitar and drum solos. She really wants Hannah to impress
Josh, so she goes out on limbs to try things he suggests would make Hannah cooler.
Even after all their hard work, the plan fails and Josh leaves the concert
without a word. Miley is devastated by this, but is comforted when her dad
encourages her that she will find a boy out there that likes her so much there
will be nothing else to change. Miley realizes that she is lucky to have such
great friends and family to support her. Meanwhile,, Jackson meets Olivia.
She’s a party-type of girl and she seems to really like Jackson Jackson also
really likes her. That is, until he finds out that Olivia’ is Cooper’s sister
who is visiting. Cooper tells Jackson his sister would
never be interested in a guy she just met. Jackson tells Olivia
that they won’t work out because he doesn’t want to endanger Cooper’s
friendship. Olivia won’t take no for an answer and ends up kissing Jackson when Cooper
walks in. Cooper sides with his sister who disagrees with everything Jackson tells Cooper,
such as “He was all over.” Olivia walks outside, and Cooper is about to leave Jackson until he finds
Olivia kissing a pizza boy. Cooper realizes that Jackson is telling the
truth and forgives him.
EPISODE #5: IT’S MY PARTY, AND I’LL LIE IF I WANT TO – After Lilly
embarrasses her at a Hannah Montana concert along with added pressure from her “Hannah
Friends”, Miley decides to lie to Lilly and tell her that the birthday party
for Kelly Clarkson that they were going to was called off., Miley attends the
party as Hannah, but must cover up her lie when she lands on the front page of
the news. Jackson meets a
beautician named Nina at work who asks if she could use him to practice on. He’s
more than happy to oblige the pretty lady, not knowing that it’s one of Rico’s
pranks. When Miley is warming up for a concert, Traci and Evan approach her.
They tell her that there is an embarrassing girl in her dressing room sticking
her tongue in the chocolate fountain. Miley finds that this is actually Lilly.
Lilly approaches and ends up; spitting food on Traci. Traci and Evan quickly
leave and dub Lilly a loser behind her back. Miley let’s this one slide, until
Lilly runs after Gwen Stefan who is headed towards the restroom. Miley becomes
extremely embarrassed. The next day, Lilly comes over to their house when Traci
calls Hannah’s phone. Hannah is invited to Kelly Clarkson’s party and Traci
says she can bring a friend. Lilly automatically tells Traci she’s going and
runs off to dance. Traci tell Miley that Lilly can’t come. Miley decides to lie
and tell Lilly later on that the party has been canceled to cover up that she’s
not invited. Miley ends up wanting to leave the party early because of boredom.
That is, until paparazzi takes her picture, Miley jumps on the paparazzis’
back, ordering him not to put out that picture. Other paparazzi catch Hannah
jumping on the paparazzi’s back and take pictures. Thus, Hannah gets her
picture on the front cover of the paper that has a headline sporting “Hannah’s
Wild Ride.” In order to keep Lilly from discovering this, Miley steals all the
newspapers on the block. She keeps Lilly busy at the beach by making Oliver
fall off a cliff twice, taking an old lady’s paper away, and hunting for sea
glass. Lilly finds out the truth when she picks up the Hannah phone instead of
Miley’s phone. Kelly is on the other line and Lilly finds out that the party
wasn’t canceled. Miley tells Lilly that she is sorry and she isn’t a good
friend. Lilly forgives her and the two are friends again. Meanwhile, Jackson,
Oliver, and Rico like a girl named Nina. Oliver tries to impress her first .He’s
turned down ,but she gives him candy. Jackson tries next and
she asks him if she can experiment on his hair. He agrees to this, but, in
reality, it’s all a part of Rico’s plan. Nina dyes his hair orange, then makes
it a blue Mohawk, and then she finally shaves him bald. Nina tells Jackson that it was Rico’s
plan. So Nina helps Jackson with revenge,
which results in shaving Rico bald.
EPISODE #6: GRANDMA’S DON’T LET YOUR BABIES GROW UP TO PLAY
FAVORITES – Miley as Hannah Montana is in rehearsal for her command performance
for the Queen’s granddaughter when her grandmother calls and tells them that
she is on her way to their house for a surprise visit. When she gets there though,
she seems to ignore Miley and only pay attention to Jackson . Miley tries to
figure out a way to get her grandmother to notice her, but nothing seems to
work. Even while Miley is waiting to meet the Queen, her grandmother is only
paying attention to Jackson, who is going to be late for one of the biggest
volleyball tournaments because the Queen has been delayed .Jackson decides to
leave because if he waits any longer he’ll miss the tournament, and while he is
gone, Miley confronts her grandmother and learns that the only reason she pays
so much attention to Jackson is so that he won’t feel ignored because everyone
is always fussing over Hannah Montana. Eventually, Miley agrees with her grandmother
and decides to cut her performance for the Queen short so that she can be at Jackson ’s game to
support him. The Stewarts are having a busy week. Hannah Montana is about to
perform for the Queen of England and the Queen’s granddaughter. Jackson is in his school’s
volleyball championship and Miley and Jackson ’s grandma (Mamaw
Ruthie) is in town on a surprise visit. But when Mamaw only spends time with Jackson , Miley believes
that Jackson is Mamaw’s favorite. With her grandmother
paying a visit, Miley is keen to gain her support and congratulations,
especially as she is about to perform for Her Royal Highness, the Queen of
England! However, Miley discovers that is an awful feeling when she is being
ignored. We soon learn that the reason her grandmother is paying so much attention
to Jackson is because she sees that he is
often left out in the cold, with all the attention being lavished on Hannah
Montana. Since she was a professional volleyball player back in the 1960’s, she
takes up Jackson ’s forthcoming
final as a personal hobby and spends days helping him, only to discover his
partner becomes sick at the last possible moment. In the meantime, Miley, who
realizes just how much she and her dad need to be there for her brother, blows
off the Queen, and rushes to the school gym. There, Jackson has found a
novel substitute in the form of his grandmother! She proceeds to thrash the opposition
with him, However, it appears that Miley will steal the show again from Jackson ’s victory, as
she forgets to remove her disguise and enters the gym as Hannah Montana,
causing a mob to chase her from the building. There are no hard feelings, when the
siblings sit side-by-side and Jackson tells Miley that
he isn’t angry at her – he’s amazed that she and his dad blew off the Queen to
be there for him! Then the two share a touching moment.
EPISODE
#7: IT’S A MANNEQUIN’S WORLD – It’s birthday! Robbie is trying to find something
special for his little girl. Miley tells Lilly to steer Robbie to the right clothes,
but it still doesn’t work. Now Miley has to wear this tacky sweater to her birthday
party. Meanwhile, Jackson is trying really hard to give Miley a birthday cake
and not mess things up (again). It’s Mileys birthday and Robbie is just trying
to find that one special gift that he thinks Miley will appreciate. Miley tells
Lilly to help Robbie to shop for her gift. They did and found the perfect
jacket that Miley wants. But then comes Miley’s birthday and Robbie switches
the gift with a different one. A tacky cat sweater. Now Miley has to wear the
sweater during her beach party and Amber and Ashley are trying to humiliate her
by taking pictures and putting it in the yearbook. But in the end, Miley is
happy that got the sweater because she knew that she got it from someone
special. Meanwhile, with Jackson, he tries to buy Miley the perfect birthday
cake, but always messes it up. He shoves it in Robbie’s face, puts the cake on the
table so the pelicans can eat it and messes up the cake. But in the end, Cooper
makes the cake, but it was still ruined. That cake was a life saver for Miley,
though.
EPISODE
#8: MASCOT LOVE – Lilly decides to be a cheerleader with Miley in order to
spend more time together, but they end up doing the opposite when Miley ends up
being the team mascot. Meanwhile, in order to get some money from his father, Robbie,
Jackson willingly volunteers to unclog the sink for him. However, it’s not as
easy as he thinks. Hannah does a performance of “Pumpin’ Up the Party” and off
stage she is busily trying to talk to Lilly about spending time together. Lilly
asks what she is doing one day after school and Hannah says she’s going to
cheerleading auditions. Lilly accidentally walks on stage and it opens to the theme
song. Robbie is late to a meeting, so he lets Jackson give a shot at easy
money. Jackson thinks he is going to have it easy but ends up in a wet
catastrophe when Oliver stops by. At the auditions, after Miley has taught
Lilly all she can, Miley gives a standard performance and Lilly doesn’t, until
she decides to use skateboarding tricks without the skateboard. Lilly gets on the
team and Miley gets to be a… mascot. Jackson thinks the skin is fixed until he
tries the garbage disposal and Robbie gets a headful of Moo-shu Pork on his
head in the shower. Miley screws up at a game as a mascot and gets fired. Miley
thinks Lilley should quit the team just because she got fired. A plumber stops
by and tells Robbie that Jackson saved the whole house. Jackson does a “I didn’t
screw up” victory dance, meanwhile, Hannah blows off the Stones and encourages
Lilly to keep on cheering.
EPISODE
#9: OOO, OOO, ITCHY WOMAN – Miley, Lilly and Oliver are just itching to get
revenge on bratty Amber and Ashley during a class camping trip, even though
Robbie told Miley not to sink to their level. When Miley and her friends give the
girls their comeuppance, she thinks that they got away with it, but she finds
herself with a whole new itch to scratch as Hannah Montana. Meanwhile, Jackson
and Robbie try to rid themselves of a mouse with a surprising talent. On a
camping trip, Miley and Lilly are forced to spend the night with Amber and Ashley.
Oliver has to spend the trip with a boy named Donny who loves to make fun of
Oliver. The kids’ teacher, Mr. Picker, could care less what happens on the trip
and stays out of the kids’ problems most of the time. That’s until Miley builds
a tent and Amber and Ashley take credit for it because Miley is too busy
keeping Oliver and Donny from killing one another. So, Miley becomes angered
and seeks revenge, even though her dad reminded her that “if you lay down with
the dogs, your gonna end up with fleas.” In other words, if you sink to the bad
person’s level, you will be payed back in the same way. So, Miley and Lilly
scam Amber and Ashley into thinking they’re being attacked by an animal, which is
actually Oliver just making sounds outside the tent to help convince them.
Amber and Ashley are so frightened they run into a nearby Port-a-Potty occupied
by Donny. The over-occupied Port-a-Potty tips over and Miley, Lilly and Oliver
think that they have conquered their bullies. That is, until at a TV interview,
Oliver calls Miley to tell her that they had come in contact with poison oak.
During the interview, Miley quickly creates a scratch dance so Lilly can itch
her back with as much normalcy as possible. Instead, they just embarrass themselves
more. Meanwhile, Jackson and Robbie deal with a mischievous mouse named Linda.
First, Robbie tries catching it with his cheese-baited traps. Then, Jackson
tries catching it with 241 mouse traps. The only problem is that Jackson blocks
himself in with the mouse traps and when he tries to move away from them by
jumping the counter, he falls over and lands on the mouse traps. In one of
Robbie’s last tries, he finds Linda has made her way into the piano. The Stewart
men discover that Linda the mouse has a musical talent. It comes in handy when
Miley chases Jackson.
EPISODE
#10: O, SAY, CAN YOU REMEMBER THE WORDS? – Frustrated by Oliver’s stage fright,
Miley vents to her dad that she doesn’t want to help him with their upcoming drama
class performance anymore, which a dismayed Oliver accidentally overhears. Miley
gets a taste of what Oliver goes through, when Hannah Montana forgets the words
to the National Anthem while singing at a televised Laker’s game. Jackson’s
boss pays him to get rid of sugar addict Rico’s candy stash after a bad trip to
the dentist. He manages to get Rico off the goodies, but Jackson becomes even
more addicted to sweets than Rico. Miley, Lilly and Oliver are taking a drama
class at school. Their drama teacher, Mr. Corelli, says that they must break off
inti pairs for a class project (Scenes from Romeo and Juliet). Lilly and Miley
fight over which one of them has to pick Oliver since he doesn’t take the class
seriously and no one else will pick him if one of them doesn’t. Lilly says that
she needs a better grade more than Miley and picks Henry who has attended
Shakespeare Camp for three summers in a row. When Miley grumbles that she doesn’t
want Oliver, the teacher misunderstands and pairs the both of them together.
While they’re rehearsing their scene, Oliver keeps goofing off. Miley askes him
why he won’t focus and he tells her that he rather have people laughing at him
for being funny then laughing at him for getting his lines, because every time
he performs he gets so nervous he forgets his part. Miley lies to him that she
gets nervous whenever she hears that she has to perform as Hannah Montana, but
the truth comes out when she shows only excitement as her dad announces that she
will be singing the National Anthem at the Laker’s game. When Robbie notices
that they are going to be doing Romeo and Juliet he reminisces about when he
did a scene for his speech class. Miley encourages him to go on, hoping that it
will show Oliver that if her dad could do it so can he. Instead Robbie says he
completely blew the scene and started cracking jokes, just like Oliver always
does. Miley tells Oliver that she will be there for him and she will help him
overcome his stage fright. The next day when Robbie asks her how the scene is coming,
Miley complains that Oliver has gotten even worse now that he’s trying to be
serious and she wishes she hadn’t been stuck with him as a partner. When Robbie
suggests that Oliver and she take the night off from rehearsing, Miley says it
won’t make a difference and that she doesn’t want a bad grade because of him.
Oliver walks in and hears her rant about him. He is deeply upset by what heard
and Miley’s attempts to cover what she said fail. After Oliver leaves, Miley
tells her dad that they need to work on their signals, he should have warned
her that Oliver was standing right behind her, but he says he did everything he
could to get her to stop talking. Miley says that it’s not her fault that
Shakespeare makes Oliver nervous and that she doesn’t understand how remembering
his lines could be that difficult. Later that night at the Laker game, Hannah
starts to sing the National Anthem, but instead of singing, “What so proudly we
hail,” she sings “What light through yonder window breaks”. Shocked that she
messed up, she completely loses her place and makes a shambles out of the song.
The crowd boos Hannah and starts throwing things at her. The next day Lilly
comes to visit Miley. She asks Robbie how Miley’s feeling. He says that she
hasn’t come out of her room and its afternoon. Just then Miley comes into the
living room holding on to her stuffed bear, Beary. She says that she had the strangest
dream last night, that she as Hannah had forgotten the words to the National Anthem
in front of thousands of people. Lilly informs her that it wasn’t a dream.
Miley tells her that she knows that it wasn’t a dream and asks why Lilly couldn’t
humor her. Lilly suggests that they watch TV to take her mind off of it, but
every TV station is showing clips of Hannah Montana’s singing fiasco. Miley
apologizes to Beary for having to see her screw up. Lilly asks her why she
calls the bear Beary and she says that she was three and to change his name now
would just confuse him. Robbie tries to comfort Miley by telling her that after
Hannah performs on the show “Top Rockers” that night everyone will forget about
the Laker game flub. Miley says she can’t do that because that show is aired
live and she doesn’t want to mess up again. Lilly questions her as to why she
has stage fright because she’s never had a problem before. Miley answers that
she’s never been laughed at before either. Robbie tells her she’s going to be
just fine, she just needs to get back on course again. Miley says that she’s afraid
she will be laughed at again and Lilly says that is probably what Oliver feels
like. Miley begins to worry that she’ll mess up even worse by forgetting the
words to her own song, but her dad tells that the longer she waits the harder it’ll
be for her. Later on Lilly tries to get Oliver to come and watch Miley on “Top Rockers.”
Oliver refuses because he is still angry. Lilly tells him that Miley now understands
what he feels like and with all the humiliation she’s been through she suffered
enough, but Oliver won’t budge. That night as Miley gets ready to go on as
Hannah, her father assures her that she has nothing to be nervous about, but he
does tell the stage manager to go to commercial if Hannah freezes. Miley’s
nerves are getting worse when Lilly, dressed as Lola, shows up. Miley tells
Lilly that she stage fright so bad, she’s forgotten the words to all of her
songs. Not to worry Lilly says, she has written the words for Hannah’s songs on
cue cards disguised as fan signs and she will be sitting in the audience holding
them up for her to read. Miley thinks her profusely and then she sees Oliver sitting
in the audience. Both of the girls think that Oliver is there to see Hannah
make a fool of herself again. Miley is ushered on to the stage and Lilly runs
out to take a seat in the audience. Once the music starts, Miley relies on the
cue cards instead of trying to remember the words, but Lilly’s cards keep
getting blocked. When she can no longer see the cards she just gives up and
sits down on the stage, but Oliver stands up and starts singing the words to her
song. The audience joins in causing Miley to finally lose her stage fright and
remember the words. At the end of her show she thanks her audience and tells
them that she’s had a rough week, but she has learned what she should have
known all along: That good friends don’t bail on you and they are always there
to catch you when you fall. A few days later Miley and Oliver are about to give
their class presentation. Oliver says that he can’t do it. Miley reminds him to
be positive to which he replies that he’s positive that he can’t do it. Miley tells
him that he was there for her and she will be there for him. Mr. Corelli asks
them to take the stage. Once onstage Miley whispers to him that the only thing
he has to do is die. Oliver remembers his lines, but prolongs the scene by
refusing to die. The school bell rings and everyone runs from the room before Oliver
can finish. Miley points out to him that for the second time, he has taken
longer to complete a scene than it did for William Shakespeare to write the
entire play.
Rico
shows up at the Shore Shack and asks Jackson for his secret candy stash. When Jackson
hands it to him, the box empty, Rico demands that Jackson tell him where his candy
went. Jackson says that Rico’s father paid him one hundred dollars to dispose
of the candy. Rico’s father also told him that Rico’s last trip to the dentist
showed that all the sugar he had bene eating was ruining his teeth. The dentist
even hung Rico’s teeth X-rays in the waiting room to frighten little children. Jackson
then produces Rico’s stash and begins eating it in front of Rico to make him
crazy. When Jackson returns home that evening, he’s talking super-fast and is
extremely hyper. Robbie asks him if he’s been eating candy and reminds him what
happened the first time he overindulged in sweets. Jackson says that he was just
an eight-year-old. It was Easter and he’d never seen a chocolate bunny before.
Jackson heads to his room and bumps into Miley. His crazy behavior reminds her
of the Halloween of 1999. Robbie says that he remembers Jackson going 58 miles
an hour while roller skating in a Yoda costume. The next day Jackson is still
going crazy over sugar, first he drinks pancake syrup on a plate through a straw,
then he starts drinking from the syrup bottle with the straw and then he takes
down a bee hive just so he can get the honey. His addiction continues even at work
when he pretends he’s Godzilla attacking a chocolate bunny village. Rico shows
up and warns Jackson that he’s become addicted to candy the same way Rico used
to be. Rico says he’s no longer craving sugar and he has his energy back, he
even started working out. He tells Jackson that if he wants to give up the
candy to call him and he will help Jackson out. As Rico leaves, Jackson yells
out that he doesn’t have a problem and that he can quit anytime he wants. Just
then a little girl drops her ice cream cone in the sand. Jackson runs over
picks up the cone and eats it, then asks himself what’s happening to him. He
starts to daydream about the future. In his dream he’s become overweight, but
Rico has an amazing physique and a girl on each arm. He sees Jackson and tells
him it’s a nice day for a walk. Rico points to Jackson and says to the girls
that’s what sugar will do to you. Jackson runs to catch up with Rico, but he
falls and rolls down a hill. When Jackson tries to get back up, he finds he’s
too big to move. Jackson awakes from his daydream thrilled to find that he is
still thin. He throws away the last of his chocolate, saying that it doesn’t
own him anymore. Later on, as Jackson is watching Hannah on TV he’s munching on
some carrots. Suddenly he looks over and sees a chocolate bunny sitting next to
him. The bunny begins talking to him and tells him how much it loves him. He
closes his eyes and says over and over, “You’re not real.” When Jackson opens
his eyes again the bunny is gone and Jackson breathes a sigh of relief. That is
until he looks on the other side of him and sees the bunny again, asking if she
could have a bite of his carrot. Terrified, he runs from the room.
EPISODE
#11: OOPS! I MEDDLED AGAIN – Miley and Lilly play matchmaker for a Hannan Montana
fan named Becca. The object of Becca’s affection is Oliver and the girls manage
to get them together. Olive wishes that they would have stayed out of his love life
though, when Lilly and Miley find out something upsetting about his new squeeze,
Jackson learns why the chicken crossed the road… To get away from spoiled Rico
and his demands! Miley and Lilly are reading the e-mails that the fans send to
Hannah Montana. After looking at a few, they find one from a fan named Becca
who says she lives in Malibu and has a crush on the guy whose locker is just
three lockers away from hers, but he doesn’t know she exists. Lilly and Miley
both realize that she’s a girl named Becca from their school and that the boy
won’t ask her out, should she ask him? The next day at school Miley and Lilly
watch Becca to see if they are correct. They see Becca trying to catch Oliver’s
attention by walking past him but he doesn’t notice her. Then she tries to ask
him if he has notes on their history assignment, but Oliver (who is in the
middle of a conversation) just brushes her off, telling her that the teacher
has the notes written on the board. Rejected, Becca walks away. Lilly and Miley
pull Oliver aside and start hitting him. Confused, Oliver asks what he did
wrong. The girls tell him that Becca is flirting with him and it is obvious
because Becca is an A student and wouldn’t need the notes. They also tell him
that she has a big crush on him. When Oliver asks how they know this, Miley
tells him a girl named Becca emailed Hannah Montana and said she had a big crush
on him. Oliver is flattered that such a pretty girl likes him and decides to
ask her out. Oliver displays his usual bravado and struts off. He becomes so
nervous however, that he forgets his name and decides he can’t do it. After
school, Oliver is at Rico’s Shore Shack. Jackson and Cooper start teasing
Oliver about how he chickened out, even though he always says he’s a ladies’
man. Hoping that maybe he’s not alone in this, Oliver asks Jackson if he has
ever freezed when asking a girl out. Jackson says no. Robbie comes up to get a
drink after his run on the beach and tells Oliver that Miley informed him about
what happened. A humiliated Oliver is upset that now everyone knows what
happened. But Robbie tells him not to worry. He recounts the first time he ever
asked a girl out. Robbie says the he looked at her straight in the eyes and says
“My Robbie name is hi” and that the girl agreed to go out with him. He also tells
Oliver that sometimes it’s not what you say to a girl, but the fact that you
said anything at all. Back at school, Miley and Lilly get Oliver ready to be
asked out. After they give Oliver a pep talk, he heads into the cafeteria. He sees
Becca and tries to run away, but Lilly and Miley stop him. He goes over to Becca
and repeats the line that Robbie used to get his first date, but he forgets to replace
his name for Robbie’s. The girls are mortified, but Becca is amused. She asks
Oliver if he wants to go out with her which he immediately replies yes. Miley
and Lilly are thrilled that their plan worked out and start screaming for joy.
After Becca and Oliver go out on their date, the girls pump Oliver for information.
Oliver insists that he’s the type that doesn’t kiss and tell but can’t resist.
He excitedly tells them that Becca thought he was funny, smart and sweet and
sensitive it was the best afternoon of his life. Thrilled that she orchestrated
their meeting, Miley decides to see if Becca has emailed Hannah again. Becca
did email Hannah and thanks her for the advice but knows she must end things with
the boy who really likes her. Lilly and Miley don’t understand why Becca would
want to break up with Oliver so soon, until they see Becca sitting with a cute
boy in the cafeteria. Before they can say anything to her, Oliver walks in and
they rush him out the back door. The girls offer a lame excuse to why they
pulled him out. When he asks to know the truth they tell him that he must dump
Becca right away. Bewildered, he asks why after all the things he said about
his date that they think he should break things off. They try to tell him that
she is bad news, but Oliver thinks this is because they’re afraid he will no
longer have time for them. Miley tells him that she got an email from Becca
again saying that she was going to break it off with a boy and then Miley shows
Oliver that Becca is sitting with another guy. Oliver doesn’t understand at
first because he and Becca were supposed to go to the beach that afternoon, but
then he says it must be so she can break up with him. Miley tells him maybe they’re
not going to break up at the beach and that it could be the mall, or on the bus,
in between classes or even a text message. Lilly tells Oliver that’s happened that
she should stick to singing and her little dance moves. Miley says he’s right and
she feels horrible. When Miley gets home, her father asks her how she likes his
new song he wrote for Hannah called “The Other Side of Me.” When Miley starts
screaming into a pillow, Robbie says that Jackson liked it but then again he
always had made things worse. Robbie tells her that it is all her fault and she
says that he’s not supposed to say that, he is supposed to say that she had the
best intentions and she should not be so hard on herself. Then when Robbie
agrees with her she says that he was originally right, so he changed his
opinion back, but she says he’s wrong yet again. He tells her that she did her
best and that sometimes things don’t work out. Lilly arrives at the house
dragging something behind her. Miley asks her if Oliver still hates her and Lilly
says Oliver’s way past that and pulls in Oliver, who is sitting on her
skateboard. He keeps saying over and over again that he hates his life. Lilly
and Miley advise him to dump Becca before she can break things off with him. He
decides to take their advice and heads off to the beach. Lilly decides to email
Becca and tell her off, but Miley stops her saying that they have done enough damage.
They notice a new email from Becca. As they read it they realize that Becca was
actually dumping her old boyfriend and that Oliver is the guy she wants to be
with. Upset that they have messed up again, Miley says that they have to stop
Oliver before he breaks Becca’s heart.
Both
girls head to the beach when they run into Jackson. He tells them that Oliver and
Becca are down a ways on the beach. Lilly tells Miley that she will never make
it in time, but Miley says that they have no choice she has to make things
right. Miley sees that Jackson is about to go parasailing. She asks him if she can
take his place, but Rico says inly if she wears Jackson’s chicken costume,
because the only reason he was going up was to promote Rico’s new chicken wings.
Miley begrudgingly agrees and sets out on the parasail. She spots Oliver just as
he’s about to break things off. After managing to get down Miley runs over to
the pair, telling Oliver she must explain something. Pulling him aside she asks
if he broke up with Becca. Becca overhears and asks why he would dump her. Oliver
fires back that she was the one who was going to break up with him. Bewildered
Becca asks why he thought that and when Miley lets it slip that she knows that
Becca emailed Hannah Montana, Becca wants to know how in the world she knew
that. First Oliver says that Miley can read minds, but Miley denies that and
lies that she stole Becca’s PDA and read the email. Oliver then says that Miley
did it because she is love with him and wanted to break them up. Miley
reluctantly goes along with his story. Miley tells Becca that Becca and Oliver are
the ones who belong together.
Jackson
is starting his shift at Rico’s Shore Shack. Rico arrives and demands chicken wings,
but Jackson tells him that they don’t make chicken wings. Reminding him that
his dad (Jackson’s boss) told him to do whatever it takes to keep Rico happy, Jackson
says that he will put chicken wings on the menu tomorrow. The next day, Jackson
whips up a batch of wings for Rico. Rico finishes the wings and then wipes his
sauce covered hands all over Jackson’s shirt. Cooper watches them and tells Jackson
that he hates seeing him be reduced to being a moist towelette. Just then Rico
accidentally hits Jackson in the eye with a chicken wing. Jackson starts
screaming in pain while Rico laughs at him. Trying to help his friend, Cooper throws
a cup of what he thinks is water on Jackson’s face. Unfortunately, it was actually
full of soda and it sends Jackson into sheer agony. While enjoying Jackson’s torment,
Rico decides that they need to advertise the wings. Cooper jokingly asks if
Jackson will have to wear a chicken suit and carrying a bucket of wings. Later
on, a humiliated Jackson walks out of the Shore Shack wearing a chicken suit
and carrying a bucket of wings. At Rico’s urging Jackson launches into the
song, ‘Everybody dance. Everybody sing, everybody try a chicken wing!” Jackson
is rushed by a crowd of people and is knocked to the ground. Rico comes over to
him and says that his dad won’t be happy to find Jackson laying down on the
job. Then he takes Jackson’s picture. Fed up with Rico, Jackson refuses to do
Rico’s next stunt. Parasailing down the beach in his
icken costume. Rico
keeps insisting, but Jackson won’t budge. The day finally ends on a good note
for Jackson when Miley takes his place so that she can stop Oliver from
breaking up with Becca.
EPISODE #12: ON THE ROAD AGAIN – Hannah Montana isn’t the only Stewart family secret Miley discovers that Robbie was once a pop star in his own right, but just as his career was taking off, he disappeared. Without asking her father if he even wants to make a comeback, Miley gets him a singing gig so that he can get on the road again.
EPISODE #12: ON THE ROAD AGAIN – Hannah Montana isn’t the only Stewart family secret Miley discovers that Robbie was once a pop star in his own right, but just as his career was taking off, he disappeared. Without asking her father if he even wants to make a comeback, Miley gets him a singing gig so that he can get on the road again.
EPISODE
#13 – YOU’RE SO VAIN, YOU PROBABLY THINK THIS ZIT IS ABOUT YOU – Miley tries
with difficulty not to be bothered over a billboard for a new zit-zapping cream
that features a picture of Hannah Montana with a huge zit on her face to try to
help Lilly feel better about having to wear glasses while her contacts are
broken. Meanwhile, Jackson is forced to be Rico’s new magic assistant, Tina, in
order to get a good word in with his boss when he asks for a raise. Lilly’s pride
takes a hit when she’s forced to wear her awful looking glasses right before a
skateboarding contest. Hoping to help, Miley convinces her friend not to worry
about her appearance and to go ahead with the competition. Miley refuses to
take her own advice, however, when it’s her vanity that’s damaged. Jackson
wishes Rico would disappear when he realizes that his new raise depends on Rico’s
opinion of him.
✰ EPISODE #14: NEW
KID IN SCHOOL – When a new kid transfers to Seaview Middle School who happens
to be the famous TV star Jake Ryan, everyone can’t help but be ecstatic, that
is everyone except Miley. Miley thinks that Jake’s just a self-centered
stuck-up jerk who loves getting attention from anyone and everyone and she’s
partly right, but she still can’t help but be a little attracted to him.
Feelings aside though, Jake is virtually ruining Miley’s life. In the end it pushes
Miley so close to the edge that she breaks down and tells a reporter that she’s
really Hannah Montana. Later, realizing her mistake though, Miley looks to Robbie
and Jackson to help her pick back up the pieces and get everything back to
normal. Meanwhile, Robbie lets Jackson borrow his car to go out on a date while
Jackson’s car is broken with Robbie agreeing to get Jackson’s car fixed while
he’s out, but not everything goes according to plan on Robbie’s end of the
deal. TV star Jake Ryan starts to attend classes at Seaview. All of the students
and teachers are starstruck (except for Miley) and cater to his every need.
After being mistreated and getting into trouble for the same things that Jake
was allowed to do, a frustrated Miley decides to tell everyone that she’s
Hannah. Will a surprising person convince her to change her mind before it’s
too late? Stern Robbie lets Jackson take his brand-new convertible out on a
date when his car refuses to start, but only after instructing Jackson to not
let anything happen to the car. Robbie wishes that he hadn’t been so strict,
however, when he accidentally damages Jackson’s car.
✰ EPISODE #15:
MORE THAN A ZOMBIE TO ME – When Miley gets a guest starring role on Jake’s show
as Hannah Montana, she is extremely excited. But a damper is soon put on all of
her excitement when she learns that she will have to kiss Jake on the show and
she tries everything to make sure that it won’t happen. At the same time, the
school dance is coming up and when Jake asks Miley to go with him, she turns
him down but soon regrets this decision when Jake ends up going with Lilly.
Meanwhile, Robbie and Jackson pull pranks on each other to see who is the
better prankster. Miley declines Jake’s invitation to the school dance. While
Hannah is filming a guest spot on Jake’s show, she learns that Jake has
feelings for a girl named Miley. She changes her mind about his dance invite,
but Miley finds out that he has asked Lilly instead. Jackson and Robbie decide
to see who’s the better prankster by pulling practical jokes on one another.
✰ EPISODE #16:
GOOD GOLLY, MISS DOLLY – When Jake accidentally gets hold of a videotape of
Miley confessing her true feelings for him, Miley will try anything to get it
back before Jake watches it and she makes a total fool of herself. Thankfully though,
Miley’s Aunt Dolly is in town visiting and agrees to make it her mission to retrieve
the tape. Meanwhile, Robbie and Jackson have a tough go of things when Aunt
Dolly adds her feminine touch to everything in the house. Good golly! Miley tells
her visiting godmother, Aunt Dolly, all about her crush on Jake. Unfortunately,
Aunt Dolly accidentally videotaped her confession and the tape is now in Jake’s
hands. Aunt Dolly, Miley and Lilly hatch a plan to get it back before Jake can
watch it. Robbie and Jackson find that it’s hard to resist Aunt Dolly’s
attempts to add her “special touch” to every aspect of their lives.
✰ EPISODE #17:
TORN BETWEEN TWO HANNAHS – Miley is upset when she learns from Robbie that her Cousin
Luanne from Tennessee is coming to visit. She tries to tell them that Luanne is
really evil, but Robbie tells Miley that she should just give her another chance
now that they are both older. At first after Luanne arrives, it seems like
Robbie may have been right after all, but when Luanne ties Miley up in her
closet and then goes to a Halloween party dressed as Hannah Montana planning to
reveal Miley’s secret, it’s up to Lilly, Oliver and a now untied Miley dressed
as Hannah to stop her before it’s too late. Meanwhile, Robbie and Jackson
compete with Mr. Dontzig to see who can have the scariest Halloween display. This
Halloween, it’s not ghosts or goblins that are frightening Miley, but her “Treat”
of a cousin, Luann. Apparently, Luann (who could pass for Miley’s twin) is
really a “Trickster” and try as she might, Miley cannot get anyone to believe
that Luann is out to get her. As Luann aims to expose Miley’s and Hannah’s
secret, will Miley be able to stop her dubious doppelganger in time? Jackson
and Robbie give the phrase “Anything you can do, I can do better”, new meaning when
they keep trying to top Mr. Dontzig’s ghoulish decorations. Miley’s look-a-like
cousin Luann comes from Tennessee to visit. Miley believes Luann is “the devil’s
little helper” because Luann once pushed her into a well. When Luann arrives,
she is sweet and kind to everyone, which Miley believes is an act. Hannah is
invited by Traci to a Hannah themed Halloween party and Hannah is planning to
go with Lola. Meanwhile, Miley has been increasingly paranoid about Luann. They
seemingly reconcile and Miley and Lilly (as Hannah and Lola) prepare to go to the
party and Miley is revealed to be Luann dressed as Hannah while the real Miley is
bound with ropes and gagged in her dressing room. Luann fools Lilly and they go
to the party together. At the party, Luann desperately tries to embarrass Miley.
Miley escapes and hurries to the party, as she believes Luann will ruin her
secret. When she finally convinces Lilly of the situation, she finds Luann on
stage, giving a speech as Hannah. On stage, Luann is saying “I want to show you
the other side, the other side, the other side of…” and is about to take off
her wig. Right before she is able to take off her wig, they pull Luann off the
stage, resulting in the two Hannah’s getting mixed up, as they are wearing
identical clothing. Luann then begins claiming (while speaking in Miley’s voice)
that she is actually Miley. Lilly and Oliver don’t know who’s Miley and who’s
Luann. Oliver has an idea: He says both of them have to kiss him. Luann excitedly
accepts, but Miley is disgusted, instantly revealing which girl was the real
Hannah/Miley. As a sub-plot, Jackson and Robbie are trying to be scarier for
Halloween then their neighbor Mr. Dontzig, who ends up tricking them in to
scaring the children away and making the local children hate them. Instead of
being scary, Mr. Dontzig is dressed as Mr. Happy Pumpkin Man. Robbie gets him
back by going down Pacific Coast Highway with a bullhorn. The result is crowds
of kids arriving by the bus load surrounding Mr. Dontzig, barely letting him
move.
✰ EPISODE #18:
PEOPLE WHO USE PEOPLE – After mistakenly believing that Jake is going out with a
girl named Holly, Miley tries the old trick of attempting to make him jealous
to win him over by pretending to go out with another guy. Meanwhile, Jackson
tries to butter up his teacher who is about to fail him by getting her to go
out on a date with Robbie. Miley sees Jake with a girl name Holly and thinks
she’s his girlfriend, so she attempts to make him jealous by going out with another
guy. Meanwhile, Jackson tries to get an “A” in his class by using Robbie and
trying to make him go out with his teacher, Ms. Kunkle. In an attempt to make
Jake jealous, Miley accepts a date from a new guy in town, Willis, who says he’s
a senior and “graduating”. Willis and Miley plan to meet at the bowling alley for
a date. When Miley gets there, Willis is wearing a balloon hat, running around
with some little kid and squirting silly string. When Jake and his “date”
arrive at the same bowling alley as Miley and Willis, they are all surprised to
learn that Willis is actually only 11 and graduating from elementary school! Jackson
encourages Robbie to go on a date with one of his teachers hoping she’ll be in
a better grading mood if she’s happily dating. They get along at first, but when
the two get in a fight about a recipe, Mrs. Kunkel storms off. The next day,
Miley asks Jake why he hasn’t told anybody about her dating an 11-year-old and
he tells her he’s not a bad guy. They both claim that the other was making them
jealous and Jake grabs Miley into a graceful kiss. As it ends up, Jake has to
leave for Romania to shoot a movie the next d ay, so the twbecuaso won’t be
seeing each other for a long time. When Miley finds out that Jake has a friend
named Holly, Miley mistakes her as his new girlfriend. She still has feelings
for Jake, so Miley starts hanging out with a boy named Willis (who told her
that he is graduating) in order to make Jake jealous. While on a date with
Willis, Miley finds out that Willis is actually a childish boy who is only 11 ¾
and graduating elementary school, not high school like Miley thought. Jake
later tells Miley that he and Holly are only together for publicity. After some
arguing involving who likes who, Jake spontaneously grabs Miley and kisses her
on the lips. Miley and Jake decide to become a couple and Jake asks Miley if
she is available Saturday four months from now for a date. Jake has to fly off
to Romania for four months because he is going to shoot a movie that Frankie
Muniz dropped out of. She then pushes Jake and makes him fall down, because she
is annoyed that Jake kissed her and is now leaving.
✰ EPISODE #19:
MONEY FOR NOTHING, GUILT FOR FREE – Miley uses her secret alter ego, Hannah
Montana, to nmher full advantage as she
competes in a fundraising event against Amber and Ashley. Meanwhile, Jackson
and Robbie compete in ping pong to determine who is the best. Sick of Amber and
Ashley constantly winning the school’s charity fundraiser, Miley, Lilly and Oliver
team up to raise more cash than the girls. Jackson needs Cooper’s help if he wants
to beat Robbie at ping pong. Miley, Lilly, Oliver, Amber and Ashley’s teacher
Mr. Corelli sends his students off to raise money for a local fundraising
program. Miley and Lilly want to beat Amber and Ashley to win a $300 gift card
for the mall and for bragging rights. They are unsuccessful at raising money
until they have the idea to raise money through Hannah Montana, which enables
them to collect a large amount. They then feel guilty, however, when they realize
that another girl, Sarah, who is wholeheartedly devoted to charity and wants to
donate the card, is working much harder to raise money and they decide to give
her the money instead, so she can win the contest. Sarah, however, won’t except
the money from them, so Miley and Lilly dress up as Hannah Montana and Lola Luftnagle
to give her the money. In spite of this, Amber and Ashley still win the
contest, but only because Oliver accidentally bragged to Amber and Ashley,
telling them that Sarah had more money than them. Not wanting to be beaten by
Sarah, Amber and Ashley quickly went back to their parents and asked them to
write another check. However, their victory is spoiled when Miley interrupts their
interview for the local paper by telling the reporter they want to donate their
prize to charity and having to work in a soup kitchen during their off school.
The picture of Amber and Ashley taken that very day shows them covered with
soup and looking thoroughly disgusted. Miley, Lilly and Oliver got their
revenge! In a subplot, Jackson believes that he is better than his dad at
sports. However, this changes when Cooper tells him that Robbie is letting him
win. Jackson wants to prove to anyone that he can beat his dad and his dad didn’t
need to feign inability. Cooper gives Jackson some lessons in ping pong so he can
beat his father at something; Jackson wins, but due to Jackson’s gloating attitude
he and his father become fiercely competitive over petty things. The episode ends
with Jackson and Robbie having a contest of who can drink a ton of water and hold
it in the longest. Robbie Ray wins and he exclaims, “I knew having eight
brothers and sisters and one outhouse would pay off someday.”
✰ EPISODE #20:
DEBT IT BE – After Miley goes on a spending spree with a credit card that her
father gave her for emergency use only, she has to consult Jackson to find a
way to pay it off before Robbie finds out and the only scheme Jackson can think
of involves selling off Hannah Montana clothes and merchandise. But when
Jackson and Miley accidentally see a priceless pair of rented earrings, they
have to come up with an even bigger scheme to get them back. After Miley charges
a wild shopping spree to her emergency credit card, she begs Jackson to help her
pay it off before Robbie finds out. Jackson hatches a plan to auction off
Hannah’s old clothes and a fake pair of sapphire earrings given to her for a
video shoot. The siblings manage to raise the money to cover her debt and she
thinks that they are home free. That is until Robbie tells them that the jeweler
wants the sapphire earrings back, because they mistakenly gave Hannah the real
pair instead of the fake ones.
Robbie
gives Miley and Jackson their own credit cards to only use in emergencies. Miley
then goes to the One Day Flea Market but finds that she does not have enough money
with her to buy things that she wants. Although initially reluctant to use her
credit card, after her pants split she decides that the situation qualifies as
an emergency and she needs to buy a skirt; this leads to her caving in
completely and buying a large amount of expensive things. When she comes home
and talks to Jackson, she realizes how much trouble she is going to be in with
her father and decides to return the purchases and get the money back, but by
this time the flea market is gone. She then asks Jackson, who is Marlon Brando
in The Godfather and who she refers to as “Godbrother” to help her pay the
debt. Jackson hatches a plan to auction of Hannah’s old clothes and a fake pair
of sapphire earrings given to her for a video. The siblings manage to raise the
money to cover her debt and she thinks that they are home free. That is until
Robbie tells them that the jeweler wants the sapphire earrings had worn in a
music video shoot back, because they mistakenly gave Hannah the real pair instead
of the fake ones. Once she hears that, Miley attempts to get the earrings back
and finds out that Katherine McCord (the woman who bought them) is living at a
senior citizen retirement center. Miley (dressed as Hannah) and Jackson try to persuade
Katherine to sell back the earrings, but she is very attached to them; she does,
however, agree to give them up once Miley tells her (falsely) that the earrings
had belonged to her grandmother, but will only return them if Miley’s
grandmother appears in person to claim them. For this purpose, Jackson dresses
up as an old lady, Nana Montana, to trick her into giving back the earrings.
Unfortunately, he messes this up by forgetting to put on any clothes beneath his
waist. He and Katherine have a very extended conversation in which she keeps
pressing him for more stories from the past; Jackson makes up absorbed stories
involving President Lincoln, Samuel Morse and King Kong, while Miley periodically
tries, without success, to end the conversation and get the earrings back. In
the end it turns out that Robby has found out what is going and is at the retirement
center dressed up as an old man; he had intended to teach his children a lesson
and the old woman had been in on his plan. When Robby punishes Miley by telling
her that she has to clean the garage, Miley says, “But, Daddy, there’s spiders in
the garage!” In real life, Miley’s worst fear is spiders. She revealed this in
the Hannah Montana 2-Disc Special Edition Soundtrack. Nana Montana is mentioned
in the Sonny with a Chance episode “Random Acts of Disrespect.”
✰ EPISODE #21: MY
BOYFRIEND’S JACKSON AND THERE’S GONNA BE TROUBLE – Paparazzi follow Hannah home
after a concert and come to believe that Jackson is her boyfriend. After
begging from Jackson, Miley finally agrees to go along for a little while so
that Jackson can have a little fun, but when Jackson starts to take advantage
of the cool perks that come with being a celebrity’s boyfriend, Miley has to
break off the “relationship” on national television. Meanwhile, Oliver teams
with Sarah on a class project. Paulie the Paparazzo follows Hannah to her house
and he thought that was her house. Hannah lied and said it’s not. So, when Jackson
came along, Paulie thought that was Hannah’s boyfriend’s house. He took a
picture and put it in a magazine. Miley (as Hannah) was invited to a party and
decides to break up in front of the paparazzi. Another guy tells Jackson that
he can take his SUV for a week. Jackson wants to keep being Hannah’s boyfriend,
making the situation even worse. Miley agrees to keep being Jackson’s girlfriend
for another week, but he is becoming obnoxious. The next day, Hannah has an appearance
on a show with a hostess named Wendy. Her plan is to break up on the show.
However, Jackson comes in and tells everybody he doesn’t want to break up.
Hannah does it anyway. Then Jackson says he loves Hannah like a sister. In a subplot,
Oliver and Sarah team up for a project taking care of a flour baby. Oliver
finds that the more time he spends with Sarah, the more he begins to like her.
But later, they (Oliver and Sarah) learn that without the flour baby, they have
nothing to talk about. A sneaky photographer takes a picture of Hannah and Jackson,
causing everyone to think that Jackson and Hannah are a couple. Meanwhile,
Oliver has a school assignment with Sarah and he finds himself liking her.
After her concert Hannah
and Jackson get into a limo and Hannah tells the driver not to switch limos because
no one is following them. When they get to the house, Jackson locks Miley out
and Miley, still dressed as Hannah, gets caught by Paulie the Paparazzo and
when Jackson steps out, he says they’re together. The next day, the paparazzi
are still out there and Jackson wearing shades, acting like a monkey. “Great, I
can see the next headline now, Hannah dates monkey boy,” says Miley. Then their
dad, still outside, moves past the paparazzi and tells them to go face a
politician who would at least smile for them, tips his hat once and goes in.
Then Miley and Jackson start fighting over who got them into the mess. Hannah
gets invited to Madonna’s party by Tracey and says she doesn’t know how to pass
up an opportunity like that. Jackson and Miley go to their dad and Miley says they
have to break up and Jackson says no way. Robbie just looks at him and tips his
hat. Jackson whines, but why dad and Robbie says that he should always look out
for family. Then Jackson says he gets to breakup with Hannah and Miley says no
way, because she’s the pop star. Robbie just looks at her and she says dad in a
scared voice, he tips his hat and she says, “Oh no, Dad why?” Then, at the
beach, Lilly is with Oliver. She is looking at magazine and says that Hannah
and Jackson as a couple is weird. There she looks at Oliver, who is tending to
flour that is a assignment for class. And of course, Lilly makes fun of him.
Then Sarah appears and Oliver shows her that he can stand up on his own. He
pulls Lilly aside and tells her not to blow this for him, he really likes her
and when she asks since when, he tells her since she become the mother of this
assignment. Then Sarah asks him where the sunscreen is, because they destroyed
the ozone layer, and they have to protect little Ollie. Oliver says, “Coming
Sarah boo.” And Lilly make fun of this by saying “Olikins, Saraboo?” Oliver
mutters something uninterpretable and goes and puts some sunscreen on Ollie. Oliver
talks to Sarah about what the baby will be like when he grows up. “Lilly.” Or a
few dozen cupcakes!” Then Sarah and Oliver hold the baby back as to protect it.
Then Lilly mouths, “I’m just going to,” and when she turns around giving a look
that says “Ok? You’ll are crazy, what did I do?” While at the party, Jackson gets
mad that the party is for Madonna, the cat. When he wanders over to the food table,
he is greeted by a guy who says he is going out with an Ashley. When asked
which one, he says it doesn’t matter and invites him to go somewhere with him
tomorrow. Then when Jackson asks what the cost would be, he tells Jackson
everything is free. Then Hannah who is talking to Tracey about where the
paparazzi are, and Tracey says that she kept the whole thing on the down low.
Then Hannah distracts her by saying that there is a woman wearing the same
dress and Tracey goes to security to tell them to get her mother out. Then Hannah
sneaks behind a pillar and mimics Tracey’s voce and tells the Paparazzi to get
their quick. Then Hannah is sitting with a bunch of other girls and gets asked questions
about him. Then Tracey comes and says somehow the press got word she was there
and asks to sneak her out the back and tells Tracey she will handle this. When Jackson
gets back she gets mad at him, because he was gone. When they get in front of
the paparazzi, Hannah sets out the lines and Jackson just stand there. Then
Paulie says, “Well say something monkey boy.” Then Jackson replies that he
loves Hannah Montana. This makes Miley really mad. When at home, Robbie asks if
Miley and Jackson are still together. Miley says, “It’s not funny, it’s
horrible.” “I never had to tell this to one of my kids, but, Jackson, why didn’t
you break up with your sister?” Jackson tells him about the cool stuff and
Robbie says, “That’s no reason to do that to Miley.” Jackson adds the car and Robbie
says that they’ll have a nice long drive and talk about it. Miley says that’s
not fair and Robbie says that she’s had a turn, now it’s his turn, “Dad” “Sorry
darling had a little male moment.” Then he gets on to Jackson and Jackson
stomps out of the room pouting, saying that it’s never about him, he should get
to pretend for a week. Then Miley talks with her dad and comes to conclusion
that she’ll give him a week. Jackson comes into the room saying thank-you, thank-you
and hugs Miley. Pictures flash of them together in different places. Miley gets
tired of it and starts yelling at Jackson enough, and that tomorrow at the Wake-up
Windy show, she’s going to announce it’s over. At the beach, Oliver and Sarah
are sitting at a table. Oliver is reading a magazine. Sarah is knitting.
✰ EPISODE #22: WE
ARE FAMILY: NOW GET ME SOME WATER! – Miley offers to let Jackson be Hannah’s
personal assistant after he loses his job because of her. But Jackson’s assistance
turns out to be more stressful than helpful. We start off with Miley practicing
the song “I’ve Got Nerve”, for the Teen Music Awards that Hannah will be appearing
on. But in the background, we hear police car sirens, squeeling pigs and other
strange noises. The camera pans over to Jackson playing some car game on the TV.
Miley yells at Jackson and asks if he minds and he says no that she’s not bothering
her. She then askes Jackson why he’s not out driving his real car around and he
replies you need real money for that. Also, that Rico doesn’t pay him that kind
of money. Miley questions why he hasn’t asked Rico for a raise. As he answers
as a confused hillbilly, saying that why hadn’t he thought of that. Then he finishes
with what he already did, and Rico wouldn’t give it to him. Miley then gets the
idea and goes down to the beach with Lilly to talk to Rico. We come to the
beach where Rico is doing the tango with a broom as Lilly and Miley look on
confused. As he finishes Miley goes up to him trying to charm him, as he is
wise of all this, he asks what she wants. But before But, before she can finish
all she wants to say he refuses to give Jackson a raise. She tries to plead
with him and Rico tells her if she is dance partner for his competition he’ll
give Jackson the raise. But Miley refuses to be his partner. She loses her
temper and picks him up and threatens him to give Jackson a raise. But he does
the complete opposite and he fires Jackson instead. Miley heads back home
disappointed as she runs into Jackson on his way out to work. She asks him
where he’s going and he replies he was going to go to Jessica Alba’s for a
movie and kettle corn, but that he has to work. Then Miley tries to convince
him he’s too good for Rico’s and that he should just quit. This makes Jackson suspicious
and he asks what she did. They then head to the beach to talk some sense into
Rico. Rico is being very unreasonable and Jackson gets mad and picks him up
trying to threaten him. Rico doesn’t like this of course and his decision stands.
Besides he’s already hired a professional that’s already bringing in tons of business
and it turns out to be Oliver. So, Miley tries again asking Rico if he still needs
a dance partner. But he’s already found one, Carmen, an older woman, so now
Miley has no more ideas.
Jackson
and Miley come home arguing and Robbie is playing Jackson’s game and thinks he’s
being yelled at for it. He then realizes the kids are fighting and asks what’s
happening. Jackson informs him he’s been fired and Robbie replies “Oh, no, Jackson
what’d you do?” Where he blames it on Robbie for having Miley who opened her
big mouth. Miley apologizes once more, but Jackson won’t have it. He’d rather
have a job and without thinking Miley offers him a job as Hannah’s assistant or
head of assisting. He of course readily accepts the position. Miley tries to
con Robbie into giving up on Jackson and telling he’s fired. But he won’t have
it, he tells Miley if she wants to be an adult, she has to do it. She acts like
she’s going to do it,
but
decides to try her father once more. But it’s a no-go, so she’s going to give
it a try with Jackson as her assistant. We come to Hannah and Lola getting
ready for a CD signing. Their waiting impatiently for Jackson and the limo that’s
supposed to bring them there. While waiting, Lola is trying to convince Hannah
that it’s a bad idea that she hired Jackson, but she really wants to give him a
chance. As he comes downstairs, he’s telling the limo company that Hannah won’t
be using them ever again. Hannah, of course, wants to know what happened.
Jackson tells them that the limo company told him he needed a reservation, but
he didn’t think that possible. Since the company was named “Ready whenever you
are” limo company he thought he didn’t need one. So, Jackson tells them he has
an idea, and that it’ll be like riding in the back of a limo. So, to sit back
and close her eyes, it’s like the real thing. But we tune back into Jackson
apologizing for the sunroof. We finally see why as Hannah and Lola enter. Their
hair is standing straight up and Lola points out that Hannah has something in
her teeth. Which she realizes is a bug and they both screech as the fans look
on bewildered. Both Hannah and Lola wave as everyone keeps staring. We are now
back in the Stewart house with Miley and Lilly talking about how she has to
fire Jackson, which she already knows. As she’s practicing what she’s going to
say, Jackson walks in with a bouquet of balloons and a box attached. He says
that it means a lot how Miley had faith in him and that it doesn’t matter how
much the earrings cost, she deserves them. Both Lilly and Miley talk in
whispers and Miley says she can’t fire him now after he picked out such beautiful
earrings. We see Rico on the beach practicing with his partner. He first jumps
down on her foot and she begins limping around. Then he twirls her off the boardwalk
and then yells to her to toughen up. Bur apparently that won’t be helping him
at all. We then turn to Rico’s where Lilly is trying to get through the crowd
to get two bottles of water. She finally gets to Oliver who’s acting weird
since he’s got all the attention from the girls. Lilly just wants water, which
he final gives her. Oliver is really annoying her, so she throws a bottle at him,
but she misses which he lets her know. So, then she throws the other and misses
again. She goes to see Miley who’s trying to find out what to do about Jackson.
She comes up with a plan to keep Jacks on out of the way at the music awards.
We tune into the rehearsal of Hannah’s music awards performance. We see her and
her partner practicing. The set looks like a gym where you box. She gets into
the ring and is practicing her moves and we pan over to Jackson trying them out.
Hannah calls cut so they can have a breather. Jackson checks in with her to
find out what he can do. She tells him she has a special job to do. That is to
go around to all the crew members and tell them Hannah loves them to keep up the
good work. He goes off to do his job and Robbie comes to talk to Hannah. He asks
if she’s going to fire Jackson, but she tells him she won’t have to. That she’s
found a way to utilize his talents. But Robbie realizes that won’t work
forever. Well we go to Jackson who’s talking to Hannah’s dance partner for tonight’s
routine who seems to be having back troubles. Jackson tells him he can take
care of it but ends up hurting instead. The guy wants to tell Hannah, but Jackson
won’t let him. But he feels he should since Hannah cares, but Jackson doesn’t
want her to find out what he did. So, Jackson tells him that Hannah really
hates him and was his idea to tell everyone they were doing a good job. So, the
guy goes off and Jackson’s trying to figure out what to do, We are live during
the show where their introducing Hannah Montana on stage. Her “partner” has his
back towards the audience at first and then the music goes. Then he turns
around and we realize it’s Jackson, but Hannah doesn’t notice yet. Then she
turns and realizes it’s him and she’s furious. She’s pushing him around trying
to get rid of him, but he says he can do it and it’ll be ok. They get into the
ring and are dancing around, but Jackson ends up knocking Hannah over onto the
ropes of the ring. As there on the ground he asks if he’s fired and Hannah replies
of course he is.
At
the Stuart’s home, the next day we see Robbie and Jackson playing the car game,
but Jackson’s not too into it. Robbie realizes that and asks him what’s the
matter. He talks to him about how he’s upset he doesn’t work at Rico’s anymore.
That he really loved the job because he was good at it. Miley is on the side
ease dropping on this as Jackson walks out. Miley realizes she made a mistake.
She comes to talk to her father about how bad she feels. That she just had to
open her big mouth and get him fired, hired and fired again. As Robbie agrees,
Miley gets an idea, but he tells her to slow down and think about it, but she knows
it’ll work. We end the episode with Miley and Rico at the competition dancing
the tango. As the judge look on Miley is slouched down to Rico’s height. He
tries to twirl her, but of course it’s hard. Then he tries the dip, doesn’t
work. So, Miley turns the other direction and shows him how to dip someone. As
she picks him up and dips him.
Miley
tries to practice for an important award show where she has to perform as
Hannah Montana, but she gets interrupted by her brother Jackson. She tells him
he could go outside and drive his car far, far away, but he states that he hasn’t’
got enough money for gas because Rico doesn’t pay him enough money. Miley goes
to the beach with Lilly to convince Rico to pay Jackson more. He says that if
she dances in a competition with him, he will. Miley refuses to dance with him
says that if Jackson won’t get more money, he won’t work for Rico anymore.
Miley goes home and tries to convince Jackson to recall his job. Jackson
realizes that something is wrong and asks Miley what she has done. She tells
him that she tried to make Rico pay him more money and that it hadn’t ended as
planned. Jackson thinks that Rico has shortened his hours. Miley says “Just a
bit.” Jackson goes to the beach to find out that he has been replaced by Oliver
and that the shop sells more than ever. Miley tries to help Jackson by agreeing
to dance with Rico, but he already has another partner. At home, Miley and Jackson
are arguing about how Miley could help Jackson get a job. Miley suggests that
Jackson could work as Hannah Montana’s assistant, thinking he wouldn’t accept
that. He doe sand Miley is shocked that he wants to be her assistant. Jackson
goes out and Miley talks to her father who says she could fire him, but she says
she can’t cause she had already made him lose his job. She wants him to do it,
but he won’t because it was her mistake and she should help herself out of it,
Miley really wants to fire Jackson, but she can’t and begs that her father will
help her, but he won’t Hannah has to drive to a signature, but she can’t because
Jackson hasn’t ordered a limo. They drive in Jackson’s car to the signature,
but there’s a problem with his deck, so that Hannah’s and Lola’s wigs are a
complete mess. Both are not very happy about it and Hannah’s fans seems to be a
bit confused. At the beach Rico dances with his dance partner while Lilly tries
to get water from Oliver. She is annoyed that Oliver has changed since he got
the job. Rico’s partner falls and can’t dance anymore. In the Stewart’s house
Miley tries to call Jackson but he hasn’t got his cell. Miley is annoyed that
he can’t do his job right. She tells Lilly, who just appeared at the house.
Hannah has got an important performance in the evening, but all that she can think
about is that Jackson will ruin it. Lilly says Miley should fire Jackson, she says
she will-tomorrow. She decides to fire him when he comes through the door, but
as he comes in a few seconds later, he thanks Miley for not firing him, even if
had done something wrong. He had bought her beautiful earrings to thank her for
believing in him. Miley decides not to fire Jackson and Lilly says she should
give Jackson a job where nobody doesn’t notice if he does anything wrong. At the
rehearsals for her performance, Jackson watches Hannah and her dancer perform
and gets the exercise to do NOTHING else than going to the crew and say “Thank you”
to everyone. When Jackson talks to Hannah’s dancer, Sean, he notices that he
has got problems with his back and wants to help him. But he makes it even
worse, so that Sean can’t dance. Sean wants to talk to Hannah, but Jackson
stops him, because he doesn’t want Hannah to know, that he had failed his only task.
He sends Sean home. Hannah’s performance starts and a dancer stands on the
stage. During her performance Hannah notices that it’s Jackson and tries to get
him off the stage while singing and dancing. Then Jackson tries to lift a ball,
but fails and falls against Hannah, who’s nearly falls off stage and ruins her performance.
Miley fires him. At home Jackson’s really down and thinks he can’t get anything
right. Robby tries to build him up by saying that he isn’t bad in everything and
says that he was good in doing the job at Rico’s Surf Shop. Jackson says that he liked it there, but that won’t help
get that job back and goes out. Miley, who has heard the conversation, comes
and talks to her dad. Then, she has an idea how to get Jackson the job back. Later,
Miley dances with Rico at the competition and Jackson gets his job back. Later,
Lilly and Oliver are seen sitting at the beach. Oliver c0mplains about Jackson.
He is disappointed that he has lost his job to Jackson.
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